Cherry Flower Tattoo
sexy breasts tattoo
best art tattoo
butterfly tattoo
women tattoo

Monday, September 29, 2008

A Boto Xing Special update!



Hi hi everybody! Did you miss me?

That's right, your favourite guest contributor, yours truly, the ever resourceful BOTO XING is back again!!

Sorry, it has been a busy week here at The Plastic Times, and that's why Boto haven't been writing. Now let me compensate by writing a super long article for you!

What a lovely revelation by Miss Dawn Wayang about Miss Yang's amazing photoshop skills.

Teehee! Miss Yang has always pretended (more to herself than to everyone else) that her boobs are real and that her beauty is unrivaled, but we now know it is nothing more than good photoshop!

Boto suggests that Miss Yang and Xiaxue should have a photoshop showdown to see who is better!

Anyway, who wants a fresh vat of the juiciest gossip?

So, as we all know, recently Miss Yang had her ever resourceful Melissalam pull some strings and got her on the cover of 8 Days.

Having done nothing to deserve being on said magazine except maybe, erm... sleeping around (don't shoot me, that's what the mag said!), Miss Yang is of course very proud of her achievement!

From Boto's inside sources with my 8 days reporter friend, it is said that Miss Yang was really awkward at the shoot (facing Fiona, whom she of course flamed on Cozycot) and was pushed to the edge of the bed - for of course nobody will buy the magazine with her on cover, scars and all.

Teehee! That's why Boto always says, don't fall victim to plastic addiction!

And then a few weeks later... Voila! Magazine comes out on the stands!

Everyone told Miss Yang that she looks really horrible on the cover, with her big joker mouth, super artificial nose, and small boobs (compared to Fiona's melons).

Here's her cover, in case you haven't seen it!

Poor Miss Yang! Her first non-men's-magazine shoot and she looks so terrible!

But, of course she cannot let go of the chance to show off on her blog! Hello, are you stupid or what?? 8 DAYS COVER LEH!

Such a dilemma, what to do?

PHOTOSHOP, OF COURSE!!!

This is the picture that's on her blog:


She looks lovely, doesn't she, with her rosebud lips and doe eyes??

Not! Hahaha!

Spot the difference yet?

Here, let Boto aid you in your noble quest!



Under the magic liquify brush, poor long-suffering Miss Yang gave herself more surgeries... IRONICALLY AT THE PLACES SHE ALREADY DID PLASTIC AT!!

Tsk tsk... What does Boto always say? Don't fall victim to plastic addiction!

So, what's changed?

- Her forehead is more kok now... Implant doesn't seem to do the job well enough.

- More cleavage please!

- Eyes shorter and rounder

- Nose pushed to look narrower and less stretched

- Hair at side of face pushed away to make face appear less long.

- For some reason her upper arm also irritated her enough to put some hair on it.

What do you say? You don't believe Boto? Boto never lies, ok!

Here's a slow-mo difference for dum dums.



I told you! Boto also put Fiona's "before and after" to show you that the difference is not because of a warped photo, ok!

Also also, Boto read her Miss Yang's interview on 8 Days. 8 Days asked Miss Yang what is on her bedside table leh...

In the same way that Miss Yang replied that she only plagiarized 2-3 entries, Miss Yang stated that...



Kua kua... No condoms and toys, sure or not!!

But Miss Yang don't need toys lah, it is true... Miss Yang has plenty of the real thing, teehee!!

Anyway, being the good investigative journalist Boto is, Boto too sucked someone's cock and flew business class all the way to NYC to go into Miss Yang's bedroom to see what's really in her bedside table!!

And of course Boto shares! Boto is kind and generous.

1) Scar gel

Please hor, Boto found about 20 tubes of this in Miss Yang's drawer. Some are squeezed dry. Boto reckons it is because Miss Yang needs to rub this on the base of her nose, on the top of her head, on her eyelids, etc. Lucky chin implant's scar is inside the mouth, if not surely increase to 30 tubes.


2) Chanel foundation in "Shade No. 1 Whitest white - really... the whitest you can get"

As you know, Miss Yang slathers this on every other minute. Teehee, I tell you, Boto's friends who are Miss Yang's ex-boyfriends all said right, that Miss Yang every night before she sleeps, does not take off her make up!Instead, she slaps on more instead!

It is true! Boto heard this from about 3 different sources!

And then right, the ex-bfs tell Boto... Miss Yang, when she wakes up, immediately puts on even more of this powder!

Boto thinks this is extremely disgusting. This also explains why the white pillow got one face-print in beige. The bed also looks like it has a strange arm-shaped print.



3) Pregnancy test kits


Boto thinks this is sad.


4) Photo frame of Arissa

Boto also found a strange note behind it that reads: "Chant to self every night and it will come true. I look like her... I look like her... I look like her... I look like her..."

This goes on for 579 pages.

Boto finds this extremely creepy.


5) Sunblock in SPF 1000

Being fair is of utmost importance to Miss Yang... Even when sleeping can get UV rays, so must put!


6) Digicam

Boto had a peek into the content. It is all photos of Miss Yang wearing cheap bras and posing on the bed. A lot had the bra strap falling down.


7) Armpit whitening cream

For dirty armpits. This brand clearly does not work.


8) Private Diary

Boto did not feel it was right to read people's diaries (though it is ok to break and enter), so Boto only read a few entries. Most of them are like this:

"Dear Diary,

I feel that I have a double chin. Should I, or should I not do another surgery? Fiona sucks. I am more beautiful... so unfair she is more famous! Arissa sucks. Oh gosh I gtg diary, my pussy itches. Why is there a cauliflower-like growth there after I came back from my second Bali trip????"

Boto found no traces of the bible or the bread. Boto also saw a few clumps of hair extensions on the pillow. Can you say ew?!

Well, that's all from Boto today. Boto will try to update more here, ok!! Stay Plastic!


-your's plastically, Boto Xing


p/s: It is also said that poor Nathaniel Ho got gonorrhoea just by laying next to Miss Yang, but this piece of information is not verified.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Back in ABERDEEN!!!~ *_*

Same ol'NC gang~
More Bruneianz~!
New flatmates~!

Dont go online much~ since no internet connection in my new home yet ;)

So yah~ i'll post more often nextym~.. i hope

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Desperate jua eyh~ *_*

"Get off me you~.."
Time is running out~ only 1 more week left...

Monday, September 15, 2008

Plastic bits

Teehee!!

Spot the differences!!




From his Facebook profile!








From my alter egos' blog!!






Made chin sharper - check.
Made forehead higher - check.
Made boobs bigger - Check!!!


Because too much plastic is never enough- Dawn

Teehee!!




Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dear Diaries~ *_*





Itz been a long while~... i apologize. Not that im malas or anything, itz just that i've been jotting down most of my feelings onto my diary book instead. Aha thatz d thing, i cant make this blog too personal ba~.. nope, im bad with keeping myself in, but expressing it to d public? Okeh fine i do,but not much in blog la (seriouslyyy~).. :P


After a long blog holiday (*_*), i now present you a special post ;D maybe nothing to you, but somehow it means a lot to me. This is my kind of joy. Keeping memorable stuffs have always been one of my greatest hobby, never once i missed a day without writting (&drawing) my diary before.


Itz a pity i no longer do d same routine anymore~..


Since i came home to Brunei, i re-read all my diaries again~.. i love to look back. I kept my own diary since primary 1, all thankz to my mum who bought and taught me how to write a journal on my 7th birthday. It became one of d most important things to me til now.


Sad, i lost my 1st journal, atleast i still have d 2nd one :) left side - are the oldest books i kept. From primary 2 (1995) to primary 4 (1997).

Not much of a daily journal tho, i filled the books with cartoons mostly. D li'l gal got such an imagination! (Sometimes i wonder where i got all d ideas from..those wonder years)

Not to forget d fact that i started making comics at early age, i loved making d HORROR type. Hey, i was good yo.




Below, 1 of my good ones (1997), 'The Demon One Night" aha, d story is so original, came out from no where - since d story was not planned at all. Of coz itz lame and non sense since it came from me, furthur more, the 9 years old me.

Primary 6's - P.C.E examination (1999) whahaha~ *_* Just by looking at it made me remmber exactly the feelings when i drew this~ itz like vision of a chicken while eating chicken flavoured crisp :P apakan
At d end of my primary yearz - had so many time in hand. Drew a lot that holiday, below right hand side was something i was really proud of ;)~.. those dayz~.. Langsung nda berapa pulang actually.


My 1st year as a secondary student (2000), the year where aku paling rajin buat diary.

Not to mentioned how detailed it is (every sentence comes together with their own cartoon!).

Plus, itz d year where kids go thro stages of puberty, my point of view about boys started to change there haha. Every single day included something about my crush, altho i only look from afar. So cute, yet so kashian ;D

Form 2 (2001), Started to use computer to type in my daily happenings - printed it, pasted it & drew onto it..wow, i was that RAJIN?

Zaimah and i started to become best of frenz from that year onwardz~..

I love my Form 3 (2002) diary, Either in and out is neat. D book cover especially - made it myself. Photocopied my own comic with some other comics i loved, cut, mix and paste - TADA, i give u a lovely Pu3z original ;D
An improved style of mine~.. musim PMB ba, yet sentiasa ada masa to do these things.



Going onto my 4th year (2003)~ my dad bought me a digital camera :) so since then , pandai2 tia ku putting in pictures. Not that often tho~..but from that year onwards, i began to appreciate pictures more.
Above - our 1st biology animal experiment!! Cutting out the organs, how cool is that!! (there'z a reason why i love SAW from the start *o*) i do feel sorry for d mouse tho......


Im still surprise the fact that i used to love writting stories at d same time!!! Now i see Im actually really weak at writting in english baa~ Suruh aku buat english essay? Baik tah aku lumpat dari gunung nah, jadi puteri gunung ledang.
(2004), my 1st fully used school organiser! Well, this year SMB made their 1st ones wa, im not gonna waste it. As a result, i really like d way it is organised, short and simple, yet still able to fill in drawings everyday :D

  Growing older, i changed d way i handle my journals. Starting from lower 6 (2005), I began to use 2 books, one for my daily organiser, another for confessions~ woooooo~.... Never fail to bring both to school.
Being me, for d love of treasuring anything memorable, i made special pages in organiser such as those especially for cute mini photos,
autograph and drawings. :) 








Whatz funny - is how i managed and tried to make my daily diary short n simple everyday~ my fren did asked me why didnt i just buy a real organiser instead~ ;P guess i love to keep things my own way.
Confession book, of coz, something i jotted only when i feel like it.
Where i expressed my confusions, love and anger in my own way, i usually end it up with a perfect solution which made myself feel better. Mostly filled with writtings, but sometimes i let out my thoughts and feelings in a form of comic.

I started to take in interest in expressing myself thro making comics since form4 tho. Now i only make comics all about me~..which is yah, so~.. umm, siok sendiri?? haha, don mind, don care.

I've done cover to cover 2 comic diaries so far. Still on going, now im doing my 3rd one.


Actually, itz mostly about love tho. Is it what we called the chronicle of finding true love? Yah, my journey continues~....
I started to be a lil bit active in blogging since last year, but i couldnt express my true self~.. i guess im afraid about people's point of view, d fact how i worry & complain too much about how things are. I need to go back on track~ and i have to make sure i will always do~...

Saturday, September 6, 2008

hello everybody!!!


Teehee!!

As you all have already discovered,
the royal pain in the ass Melissalam aka calvin cheng,

is so vehemently denying his right to 15 minutes of fame,
and has subsequently requested that youtube delete his expose video!

But do not fret!

For there is another video !!


~*~ A perfect fairytale!!~*~

featuring my alter ego!!




synopsis

"Money and lies can never buy you a perfect life,
our princess dawn finds this out the hard way in this heart wrenching,
award winning , awe-inspiring video of her courageous attempt at grasping fame,

fortune, and rich men's balls."



enjoy!!




Thursday, September 4, 2008

Presenting....



The royal highness, usurper of idiocy,

MELISSA LAM of COZYCOT!!


I believe that my fellow princesses of the royal princess council deserve recognition!

So , i am hereby passing the royal crown of Dong-ness to him!!

for awhile of course! An attention whore like me would never relinquish my crown!!

EVER!!!



*prepare a paperbag for puking*
You have be warned. now proceed.






* All words and text quoted by himself. sorry. i meant herself.*

teehee!!


 

blogger templates | Make Money Online