Hello everybody!!


Did you miss me??

Of course you did!!

for no one is fairer or more artificial than I!!

teehee!!

And not to forget, i have the thickest skin ever!!

i will NEVER admit to my wrongs ever!

As you all know, I am not the one responsible for flaming my friends on forums.
It was my sister who did it!!
After all, what are sisters for, if not to push the blame on?
teehee!!







-from my alter ego's blog-









Now on to other things!

As you may have noticed, we had a guest contributor, Boto Xing,
coming in to write an article here on Dawn Wayang
about the dangers of plastic surgery addiction!

Thank you Boto Xing for enlightening us!



My personal favourites are the "kallang wave" and the "dirty armpits" poster.
Thank you for reminding me to wax my armpits, Boto!



If you want to be a guest contributor too, all you have to do is to send
your article to crapbangkiss@hotmail.com!

Teehee! So exciting!


****************************************************************


They even made a new Wayang-barbie set just for me!!!!






In case you all haven't noticed,

Im am not only the poster girl for plastic surgery addiction,
but also the spokeswoman for the Change-your-panties-Regurlarly movement!!


As you all already know, i LOVE my lacy white panties
and i wear the same pair almost everyday!






They also help me attract more rich old men!!


HOWEVER....
It is unhealthy and damaging to my personal income....
Because









What an enlightening poster!!

Support my cause and buy Plastic Surgeon Wayang Barbie TODAY!!

**Available at all departmental stores in Geylang and Changi**

So girls , be sure to change your panties everyday,
and not be like me!

Until next time,

God Bless!! Teehee!