Teehee!

Hello my fans!
Not to worry i am still around!!
I havent been sued by my alter ego yet!
teehee!!


Anyway,
i totally went to singfest ,
and i wore my best white dress and heels!

Because sitting with the commoners is so not my thing
*flips extensions*

Of course i had a VIP seat!

teehee!!

And those stupid game people promoting the wii like,
totally tried to hook up with me!
"Who needs to watch the rockband when i can play Wii?"
teehee!!

NEW ADVERTORIALS!!


Im the new mascot for NBA!
of course... i had to spread to get in, but who cares? My deluded fans still love me!
teehee!!






And who says i have never appeared in movies?







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fan art!! (get ready for a mega update soon! teehee!)

To the tune of (i believe i can fly)

Wayang Version

I used to think that I could swindle on

And life was nothing but rich old men

But now my dirty panties are exposed

Because its hard for my legs to close....

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can whore

I believe I can plagarise

I lie about it every night and day

Spread my legs and suck away

I believe I can con

I see me running for plastic surgery

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

See I was on the verge of disfigurement

I never knew people could be so smart

There are miracles in life I must say

It took them so long to discover it

Oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

Hey, cuz I deem I'm dutch and Thai

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

Hey, if I just spread my legs

I can whore

I can whore

I can whore, hey

If I just spread my legs

I can whore......

- by anonymous, edits by dawn wayang

till the next time...

Blessed Tuesday~...*!!
teehee!!