im a godly child at heart! teehee!!

***UPDATE***

Once again I am going to stress that
I am NOT xiaxue.
That is akin to saying that I am God,
Or Mas selamat. Or Osama Bin Laden.

xiaxue is awesome.

teehee!
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HOW DARE you poor little losers make fun of me?!

I'll show you!!!


SUE SUE SUE!!!

teehee!!




A SHOCKING REVELATION!!

My face through the years.
and what I will look like in the future.
teehee!!

From what i see~ *_*

I tend to think alot these dayz~ i've done so many mistakes - those mistakes i myself didn't even realise at first. I've got lotz to learn~....

Im turning 21 soon~ sigh, y so fast? Guess im not ready to be there yet. I wonder~.. have i really grown up? ahaha~ dari segi pikiran la. Hmmm~ i see things differently. People say im clueless~ hahaha, banar plg, well, im not really that clueless!! :P i just look bangang all the time thatz all haha.

Anyway~.. i find it sad~.. knowing the fact that not everyone can live their life the way they wanted. Yah~ so unpredictable~.. we just have to be strong and try to move forward.

About me, i wanna learn more about myself. Itz scary there's still some part of me i dont understand. I can get over the limit sometimes, itz so annoying, especially when i get too overexcited. I cant help myself, altho, i still have to try.

But then again, im glad i have been the way i am. I dont regret for all things i have done. Cause for who i am now is from who i was by then. Still~.. the future scares me...

Teehee!

Hello my fans!
Not to worry i am still around!!
I havent been sued by my alter ego yet!
teehee!!


Anyway,
i totally went to singfest ,
and i wore my best white dress and heels!

Because sitting with the commoners is so not my thing
*flips extensions*

Of course i had a VIP seat!

teehee!!

And those stupid game people promoting the wii like,
totally tried to hook up with me!
"Who needs to watch the rockband when i can play Wii?"
teehee!!

NEW ADVERTORIALS!!


Im the new mascot for NBA!
of course... i had to spread to get in, but who cares? My deluded fans still love me!
teehee!!






And who says i have never appeared in movies?







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fan art!! (get ready for a mega update soon! teehee!)

To the tune of (i believe i can fly)

Wayang Version

I used to think that I could swindle on

And life was nothing but rich old men

But now my dirty panties are exposed

Because its hard for my legs to close....

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can whore

I believe I can plagarise

I lie about it every night and day

Spread my legs and suck away

I believe I can con

I see me running for plastic surgery

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

See I was on the verge of disfigurement

I never knew people could be so smart

There are miracles in life I must say

It took them so long to discover it

Oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

Hey, cuz I deem I'm dutch and Thai

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

Hey, if I just spread my legs

I can whore

I can whore

I can whore, hey

If I just spread my legs

I can whore......

- by anonymous, edits by dawn wayang

till the next time...

Blessed Tuesday~...*!!
teehee!!

Impersonating fans

Teehee everybody!'

All of you, or perhaps most of you would have somehow gotten wind of my latest scandal by now,
regarding plagiarism!



Not only am i fake through and through,
But even my opinions are not my own!


And im such a good liar too!
teehee!!

I thought i could get away with it,
Because no one reads my blog except horny old men , and thats why i got away with it
for such a long time!


And I can always distract them by spreading my legs and baring my cleavage!
teehee!


If you think i shouldnt be able to get away with it,
and that stealing is wrong,

sign this petition!

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In an even later update,
im sure that you all know by now that i impersonate my own fans, because I dont have any real ones!
teehee!
I even create multiple accounts to interacts with each other, so it looks real!


You can read about my lies and slamming
HERE

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fan art! teehee!
I need to raise funds for my plastic surgery.. Ooops!
i mean lawsuit!

support me by purchasing this doll!! teehee!

The dong phone

****UPDATE***

Take a look at ALL my plagiarized entries
HERE!!

and stolen movie reviews
HERE!


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Oh the horror!!
People have discovered that I have been Plagiarizing!!
Stealing people's work and passing them off as my own!!

Oh no!!
That means i cant be blogger anymore!
But what to do? I have no opinions of my own....
boohoo!!

What am i good for then?
teehee!!


I even plagiarize entire entries !!

Heres MINE!

and heres the poor unknown information source.
teehee!!


Even the advertorial reviews about Leole BB cream was plagiarized from www.makeupforlife.blogspot.com!

how embarrassing!

They even compiled EVERYTHING ive plagiarised!
BOOHOO!!!

But there are some advertorials which come from my heart, Really!!
teehee!


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** ADVERTORIAL**
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This phone is awesome for a hot blogger like me!
Especially when I need to be online 24/7 to delete offensive comments on my blog!



Now i can delete comments anywhere, anytime!!


And also to catch up on the latest gossip !
I also need to delete any evidence they point out on the forums,
because I never realise when i post them up in the first place!
teehee!





so keep the advertorials coming!
i can still spread!
teehee!